Party With the Peeps!

Monday, 28. April 2008

I made a weekend trip to Sacramento last weekend. I needed to meet Brady Ross to get my baby fix. BRoss was so calm, cute and collected for the entire weekend that I actually left thinking, “Ok, I might be ready. In two years.”

Here’s a pic of Brady in his favorite weekend pose. No matter how much his older sister, Avery, and his cousin Sophie screamed, he slept through it all. He also slept through their “hugs” and “kisses” which resembled right hooks instead of soft caresses. He was a trooper!

I arrived Friday night around 11 p.m. and from that point it was on.

Saturday morning consisted of reading books at 7:45 a.m. Then we made a big breakfast and I followed that by taking Avery for a walk. She was the coolest lookin’ baby cruisin’ the streets of Sac that morning.

The thing about kids is this: They know when a walk starts or when swim time starts or when coloring starts, but they really don’t understand the concept of these activities ending. We walked a fair amount and mini Aross was not feeling getting out of the stroller. So then we propose another game to start playing, which will only end when a new idea comes along.

And so the day goes. Rewarding, fun and absolutely exhausting.

At around 1:30 p.m., Avery’s cousin Sophie arrived. Along with Auntie Stephie and her $100 bottle of wine. So while the girls drank wine and painted their fingernails, the boys — Uncle Mike and Uncle Neil — did what ALL boys love to do:

OK, I will give them credit. They also dug a trench, showed some crack and fixed a pipe. They were productive in their own way.

Meanwhile, Sophie, Avery and Madison kept VERY busy with bubbles and a mini swimming pool.

Later, they both experienced their first-ever root beer float. I seem to always think everything is a great idea with kids. Meanwhile, the parents of said children do their best to humor me, but they are usually right to be fearful of my ideas. Take root beer floats for example. Two and three year old are still sort of in the sippy cup mode. But, they are very capable of eating ice cream from a bowl.

Thus, root beer floats present a problem. Can’t use a sippy cup or you miss out on the ice cream. And you can’t really put root beer in a bowl! In the end, it was a success and disaster was avoided. Unlike when I gave Avery lettuce and she almost choked. Did you know that babies can’t chew lettuce, which means it lodges — whole — in the throat. I have not gotten to that chapter (or any others) in the What to Expect book so I am generally a complete train wreck.

On Sunday, the eldest of the Bobbi B. children arrived. So, for the second time in four months we were all together. Brooke was sans children and had just come back from wine tasting in Napa. She was also mentioning things like Patron and Apple Bottom jeans. I almost shed a tear I was so proud.

Special shout out to Amy and Mike for letting the us all take over for a few days. It was lots of fun! I’m starting to get good at this baby thing!

Oh NO!

Friday, 25. April 2008

The following information comes from www.perezhilton.com:

Looks like the Hollywood sensation Pinkberry frozen yogurt isn’t the healthy, nonfat and all-natural treat it claimed to be.

Sniff. Sniff.

The stuff that goes into the deliciousness was recently analyzed and the results are not so good.

There’s 23 ingredients in a Pinkberry. Two of the ‘sugars’ used, fructose and maltodextrin, another are both laboratory-produced ingredients extracted from corn syrup. Then there’s a bunch of stuff that sounds like items you’d find in a scary science lab, including five additives defined by the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization as ‘emulsifiers’ (propylene glycol esters, lactoglycerides, sodium acid pyrophosphate, mono- and diglycerides).

Dr. Gary A. Reineccius, a professor in the department of food science and nutrition at the University of Minnesota said that many of the ingredients Pinkberry uses gives it qualities that nonfat frozen yogurt would not have naturally.

TRAPPED

Tuesday, 22. April 2008

This would be unbearable.


Article from The New Yorker

Below is a story which talks about how the man fared post-elevator. It completely changed his life. I don’t see how it wouldn’t.

Madness: Trapped in Elevator Car 30

In a New Yorker Magazine article by Nick Paumgarten that described a number of stories about elevator horrors and dangers, he recounted the harrowing experience of Nicholas White, a special assignment employee who worked in the mid-town Manhattan offices of Business Week magazine.

Nicholas White was a thirty-four-year-old production manager at Business Week. He was working late on a special assignment and wanted a cigarette. He told a colleague that he’d be right back and, leaving his jacket behind, headed downstairs. Thus commenced the longest smoke break of Nicholas White’s life, a harrowing experience that began at around eleven o’clock on a Friday night in October, 1999.

The Business Week offices were located on the forty-third floor of the McGraw-Hill Building in mid-town Manhattan. When White finished his cigarette, he returned to the lobby, got into Car No. 30 and pressed the button marked 43. The car accelerated. It was an express elevator, with no stops below the thirty-ninth floor, and the building was deserted. But after a moment, White felt a jolt. The lights went out, immediately flashed on again and then the elevator stopped.

The control panel made a beep, and White waited a moment, expecting a voice to give information or instructions, but none came. He pressed the intercom button, but there was no response. He hit it again, and then began pacing around the elevator. Time passed, although he was not sure how much, because he had no watch or cell phone. He occupied himself with thoughts of remaining calm and decided that he’d better not do anything drastic, because, whatever the malfunction, he thought it unwise to jostle the car. As the emergency bell rang and rang, he began to fear that it might somehow start a fire. Recently, there had been a small fire in the building, rendering the elevators unusable. He began hearing unlikely oscillations in the ringing: aural hallucinations. Before long, he began to contemplate death.

The most striking thing about the security-camera videotape of White’s time in the McGraw-Hill elevator is that it includes split-screen footage from three other elevators, on which you can see men intermittently performing maintenance work. Apparently, they never wondered about the one he was in. Eight security guards came and went while he was stranded there, and nobody seems to have noticed him on the monitor.

After a while, White imagined building staff members opening the elevator’s doors ten days later and finding him dead on his back, like a cockroach. Within hours, he had smoked all his remaining cigarettes. At a certain point, he decided to open the doors. He pried them apart and held them open with his foot. He was presented with a cinder-block wall on which, perfectly centered, were scrawled three “13″s-one in chalk, one in red paint, one in black. It was a dispiriting sight. He concluded that he must be on the thirteenth floor, and that, this being an express elevator, there was no egress from the shaft anywhere for many stories up or down. He peered down through the crack between the wall and the sill of the elevator and saw that it was very dark. He could make out some light at the bottom. It looked far away. A breeze blew up the shaft.

He started to call out. “Hello?” He tried cupping his hand to his mouth and yelled out some more. “Help! Is there anybody there? I’m stuck in an elevator!” He kept at it for a while. White opened the doors to urinate. As he did so, he hoped, in vain, that a trace of this violation might get the attention of someone in the lobby. He considered lighting matches and dropping them down the shaft to attract notice, but still had the presence of mind to suspect that this might not be wise. The alarm bell kept ringing. He paced and waved at the overhead camera. He couldn’t tell whether it was night or day.

Eventually, he lay down on the floor and tried to sleep. The carpet was like coarse AstroTurf, and was lousy with nail trimmings and other detritus. It was amazing to him how much people could shed in such a short trip. He used his shoes for a pillow and laid his wallet, unfolded, over his eyes to keep out the light. It wasn’t hot, yet he was sweating. His wallet was damp. Maybe a day had passed. He drifted in and out of sleep, awakening each time to the grim recognition that his elevator confinement had not been a dream. His thirst was overpowering. The alarm was playing more aural tricks on him, so he decided to turn it off. Then he tried doing some Morse code with it. He yelled some more. He tried to pick away at the cinder-block wall.

At a certain point, Nicholas White ran out of ideas. Anger and vindictiveness took root. He began to think, They, whoever they were, shouldn’t be able to get away with this, that he deserved some compensation for the ordeal. He cast about for blame. He wondered where his colleague was, why she hadn’t been alarmed enough by his failure to return, jacketless, from smoking a cigarette to call security. “Whose fault is this?” he wondered. “Who’s going to pay?” He decided that there was no way he was going to work the following week.

And then he gave up. The time passed in a kind of degraded fever dream. On the videotape, he lies motionless for hours at a time, face down on the floor. A voice woke him up: “Is there someone in there?” “Yes.” “What are you doing in there?” White tried to explain; the voice in the intercom seemed to assume that he was an intruder. “Get me the fuck out of here!” White shrieked. Duly persuaded, the guard asked him if he wanted anything. White, who had been planning to join a few friends at a bar on Friday evening, asked for a beer.

Before long, an elevator-maintenance team arrived and, over the intercom, coached him through a set of maneuvers with the buttons. White asked what day it was, and, when they told him it was Sunday at 4 P.M., he was shocked. He had been trapped for forty-one hours. He felt a change in the breeze, which suggested that the elevator was moving. When he felt it slow again, he wrenched the door open, and there was the lobby. In his memory, he had to climb up onto the landing, but the video does not corroborate this. When he emerged from the elevator, he saw his friends, with a couple of security guards, and a maintenance man, waiting, with an empty chair. His friends turned to see him and were appalled at the sight; he looked like a ghost, one of them said later. White told a guard, “Somebody could’ve died in there.” “I know,” the guard said.

White had to go upstairs to get his jacket. He went home, and then headed to a bar. He woke up to a reel of phone messages and a horde of reporters colonizing his stoop. He barely left his apartment in the ensuing days, deputizing his friends to talk to reporters through a crack in the door. White never went back to work at the magazine. Caught up in media attention, which he shunned but thrilled to, prodded by friends, and perhaps provoked by overly solicitous overtures from McGraw-Hill, White fell under the sway of renown and grievance, and then that of the legal establishment.

He got a lawyer, and came to believe that returning to work might signal a degree of mental fitness detrimental to his litigation. Instead, he spent eight weeks in Anguilla. Eventually, Business Week had to let him go. The lawsuit he filed, for twenty-five million dollars against the building’s management and the elevator-maintenance company, dragged on for four years. Eventually, they settled for an amount that White is not allowed to disclose, but he will not contest that it was a low number, hardly six figures.

He never did learn why the elevator stopped. There was talk of a power dip, but nothing definite. Meanwhile, White no longer has his job, which he’d held for fifteen years, and he’s lost all contact with his former colleagues. Now, he’s also lost his apartment, spent all of his money, and searched, mostly in vain, for paying work. White is currently unemployed.

The Great Debate

Thursday, 17. April 2008

Disclaimer: I am not engaged.

I probably shouldn’t jinx myself regarding getting married or engaged, but recently an idea came to me. And, it turns out I’m not the only one who has thought of this.

So, the great debate begins. Would the following be totally killer or totally white trash? And, please, back up your vote.

In Loving Memory

Wednesday, 16. April 2008

My sister and her husband, Neil, lost their dog Lifu (sorry if that’s spelled wrong) over the weekend. Lifu was 14 and was with Neil for all 14 of those years.

There’s nothing Lifu wouldn’t eat and he was always so patient and loving with everything in the house — birds, babies and visitors.

It breaks my heart. I don’t have any pets, but I know after all those years he was as much a part of the family as Sophie.

Hugs Neil. :( RIP Lifu.

I Heart The Weekends

Monday, 14. April 2008

I am enjoying my new job thus far which is more than I can say from my last few jobs. Within the first two weeks at my last jobs I knew I was doomed. Then I would fall apart accordingly. So, I’m pleased to announce that tomorrow will be the start of week four! A milestone.

Needless to say, 6 a.m. wake up calls usually catch up with me by Friday. I don’t dread going into work everyday, but I do look forward to catching my breath on the weekends.

We really didn’t have any plans this weekend, but the weather was nice so we pretty much just relaxed at the beach. Unfortunately, I didn’t realize that hot sand will literally give you blisters on the bottom of your feet. I would post a picture, but feet are gross, so I’ll spare you. :) They do make special “sand socks” to prevent such happenings and I was fully planning on buying a pair for playing volleyball, but I was not expecting the sand to be so hot just yet.

I am posting the April top 10 while I’m on and thought I should alert everyone to the best summer drink you’ve never heard of. It’s going to sound icky, but I promise, you will enjoy it. Fill a glass with ice. Mix half Corona (come on, it’s me) and half Mike’s Hard Cranberry Lemonade. yum.

We also hit up Uncle Bill’s Pancake House weekend. I was a little worried that there’d be too much hype — it’s always packed and people swear by their breakfast — but, it really lived up to its billing. The pancakes (in flavors from macadamia nut to buckwheat blueberry) were so light and fluffy, the service was great and they moved quickly despite how crowded it was. It was a great way to start the day!

Target Is For Crack Addicts

Friday, 11. April 2008

Why is it impossible to buy less than 12 things when making a trip to Target? I had a list of four very specific things I needed tonight — Coffee filters, hand soap, hairspray and pick up a prescription.

Here is what I left with:

- Bag of mint livesavers
- Bag of regular life savers
- Maui onion potato chips
- Wine
- Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Plus the four things I went for

I felt so guilty about my indulgences in the “food” section that I somehow resisted the urge to go to the makeup section. That’s always a bad idea.

It just baffles me. The day I dropped off the prescription I remember walking in and having to mentally talk myself out of going anywhere except the pharmacy. And it was hard.

In other shopping related news. I have written off using grocery store bags. It pained me every time I went to Ralphs. No matter what I got, I would come in with 72 plastic bags.

Laef: “I thought you were just getting a few things. Do I even want to know what’s in all of those bags? What else did you get?

Me: “I got bread, eggs, fruit, yogurt and chicken breast. And each item seems to be the only thing in each bag. Check that. Each DOUBLE bag.”

It just bothers me when people bag my groceries haphazardly and wastefully. So, I bought some of the reusable ones. Which are cheap and hold a lot of stuff. And now we don’t have hundreds of grocery bags in the kitchen. Yay!

By the way, the blog has suffered lately because I started a new job. Yes, I know. I’ve had a lot of jobs. This is a good one though and I think it will last for a while. I’m working at UCLA on the academic side as opposed to the athletic side. But, it’s still really cool to be on a college campus. I work M-F and am off at 5:30 PM sharp. Which is definitely a nice feeling. However, I am up at 6 a.m. every morning to make it. I never thought I’d be a mature enough person to be up for work at 6 a.m. It has worn me down a bit, but I sleep in until 8 on the weekends! In my last days at Oregon I seriously woke up at 9 a.m. and was at work by 9:45. What a slacker!!

TGIF!